capn-g's Reviews

[Dad's at Work]

Exceptional!

Truely a masterwork, I am stunned. You sir have shown that quality flash animation is not dead. I salute you!

[:: Deck Waving ::]

Bleh

WTF? So Germaine's complaints in "Handmade Clothes" are now her philosophy? I'm all for character development but development doesn't usually mean "complete reversal".

Bets on when actual penises start to appear in this series?

[Life Begins to Suck at 40]

Egad

Should I be alarmed that I'm beginning to experience a few of those things at 31? I always was mature for my age... great when you're younger, not so much now!

[The Last Stand Union City]

Phenominal... Beyond rational judgement.

Hands down the best FLASH game ever made by anyone EVER. Better than many so-called professionally made games.

[Haunted House Candy Hunt!]

It's... different...

I'll give it that.

And yes, 10 for graphics, you fuckers have NO IDEA how hard it is to make 8-bit graphics that look good. NONE. Kudos, spritesmiths!

[Corpses of the III Reich]

Wowzers

You guys obviously put a ton of effort into this, bravo! I should mention that I was going to write a review about how shit this game was and how I couldn't get past the first level without dying... then I noticed the crawl bar above the chick. Silly me.

I do think you could have saved alot of headaches by sticking to a more intuitive arrows+WASD control scheme. Spreading everything over the shift, space and ctrl keys is annoying to deal with at times.

Oh yeah, FUCK 3D! 2D 4 EVA!!!