Score: 7

"Damn"

submission: play with michelle

date: July 24, 2007

I knew there had to be a reason I was winning so easily...

Score: 8

"Exceptional!"

submission: Dad's at Work

date: July 5, 2007

Truely a masterwork, I am stunned. You sir have shown that quality flash animation is not dead. I salute you!

Score: 5

"Bleh"

submission: :: Deck Waving ::

date: December 13, 2006

WTF? So Germaine's complaints in "Handmade Clothes" are now her philosophy? I'm all for character development but development doesn't usually mean "complete reversal".

Bets on when actual penises start to appear in this series?

Score: 8

"Egad"

submission: Life Begins to Suck at 40

date: December 2, 2006

Should I be alarmed that I'm beginning to experience a few of those things at 31? I always was mature for my age... great when you're younger, not so much now!

Score: 7

"Ah, what the hell..."

submission: Fuck off

date: November 3, 2006

I'll score generously... made me laugh. A bit too quiet though.

Score: 9

"It's... different..."

submission: Haunted House Candy Hunt!

date: October 27, 2006

I'll give it that.

And yes, 10 for graphics, you fuckers have NO IDEA how hard it is to make 8-bit graphics that look good. NONE. Kudos, spritesmiths!

Score: 7

"WIIEEOOO!! WIIEEOOO!!"

submission: Taco Run

date: May 6, 2006

Breakin' tha law, breakin' the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww!

Perfect.

Score: 5

"Not bad"

submission: Edutainment: Canadian Law

date: May 4, 2006

Amusing but not really funny, I guess it's the best you can do with such a mundane subject. I would recommend you add some music and up the overall volume, it's far too quiet.

Score: 5

"Nope..... nope, nope, nope...."

submission: FOAMY: Tech-Support III :

date: March 9, 2006

No sir, I don't like it. What's happening? Why this sudden shift to Seinfeld style humour? It's weak. Ressurect the witty, sarcastic Foamy. Revive the oddball situations of Amittyville Toaster. Leave this drab shit on the drawing board.

Score: 9

"Wowzers"

submission: Corpses of the III Reich

date: February 15, 2006

You guys obviously put a ton of effort into this, bravo! I should mention that I was going to write a review about how shit this game was and how I couldn't get past the first level without dying... then I noticed the crawl bar above the chick. Silly me.

I do think you could have saved alot of headaches by sticking to a more intuitive arrows+WASD control scheme. Spreading everything over the shift, space and ctrl keys is annoying to deal with at times.

Oh yeah, FUCK 3D! 2D 4 EVA!!!