Phenominal... Beyond rational judgement.
Hands down the best FLASH game ever made by anyone EVER. Better than many so-called professionally made games.
I'll give it that.
And yes, 10 for graphics, you fuckers have NO IDEA how hard it is to make 8-bit graphics that look good. NONE. Kudos, spritesmiths!
You guys obviously put a ton of effort into this, bravo! I should mention that I was going to write a review about how shit this game was and how I couldn't get past the first level without dying... then I noticed the crawl bar above the chick. Silly me.
I do think you could have saved alot of headaches by sticking to a more intuitive arrows+WASD control scheme. Spreading everything over the shift, space and ctrl keys is annoying to deal with at times.
Oh yeah, FUCK 3D! 2D 4 EVA!!!
You sir, get a 5
And I don't hand out 5's very often. In fact, if I could, I'd give you 6.
Basically, I gots three things to say about this game:
Thanks, cap'n! I really appreciate that!
This is pretty much what my aborted "Evil Resident" game would have been like if I'd ever gotten off my lazy ass and finished it. But now I don't have to! I can just play yours!
If you're gonna make a hangman game
Make sure you can spell. Far too many words in this game are misspelled.
The pace is way too slow. Also, consider having the orgasm meter slowly decrease the longer you can go without encountering tentacles so that the player at least has some motivation. Not bad for a first try though.
Best...FLASH RPG.... EVER!!!!
In the history of EVER!!!!
I can't say this enough times...
EVERY Flash submission should have a quality option. If you're gonna protect from import (which BTW doesn't actually do that much) you should include quality control options. Also the music bugged me. Rock solid programming though, good stuff. Visually it needs developing.
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