capn-g's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[To Breathe Vengeance]

Well done!

Similar in concept to my film "Avatar" which I've never been able to finish. Maybe that's why I liked it so much. Anyway, good music, nice art. One tip: People bend there elbows when the walk.

[Soul Survivor]

Okay

Given what little you have, it's hard to say either way. Is it "soul" or is it supposed to be "sole"?

[Agoraphobia]

Euro

Definite film student stuff. Full of implied meaning and open symbolism. Personally, I'm not really into this stuff, too artsy, no substance. Irritating really, like modern art. Still, a well animated piece, appropriate music, good direction. I give it a 3. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you. I'm not in love with this film, but I still try to judge it fairly on it's merit.

[Beyond The Line]

Stupid fucks

Ignore these dumbasses. They all see a swastika and start jumping up and down "Your a racist fuck! Eat shit and die!" They don't get it. Don't worry, there are a few people on NG with active brain cells who realize this is ANTI-NAZI. The rest of you dumb shits, shut your mouth and take a seat.

[Trix Revenge: Episode 1]

Good God....

I made this exact same movie with a video camera and some plastercine when I was 14. It's so similar it's frightening (except in my version the Rabbit shoots Bobby (yes, BOBBY) eats the TRIX, discovers they taste like shit and tries to commit suicide. But he fails, shoots his ear off, loses his mind completely and succumbs to his demonic side. Weird. Very, very weird.

[Pearl Harbour]

Not bad

This film was okay. A little dull but still okay. As for those of you who reviewed before me, let me say on behalf of all Brits and Canadians everywhere; FUCK YOU, Yankee Bastards. YOU can't spell worth shit. There's no such word as "spelt" it's "spelled". And the rest of the civilized world spells "Harbor" with a "u" in it (along with "Honor", "color" and "flavor". And for the love of god, it's "ZED" not "ZEE". Don't make us march over the border and burn down your capital....again.

[MrGasalaska Saves the Day]

Pas complet!

How come there's no subtitles during the "Hey, you've got a sexy voice, what's your name?" bit? That part made me laugh the most!

[Stick Slayer Episode Four]

Boo YAH!

DEAD EMBRIONIC CELLS!!!!

[Nice Guys Episode 1]

KickASS!

Never mistake conciseness for lack of content, this is exactly as long as it needs to be. Nice work!

[Revelation X Part I]

Potential....

If you are doing up revelations literally, I hope you can sort out how the fuck something with seven heads can have ten horns and crowns! Make it longer and put a bit more effort into the animation and it could be interesting.