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[Political Science]

A chilling spectacle of what may be

Americanization is inevitable. Resistance is futile. Hmm.. sounds familiar somehow....

Jipper responds:

Well, I’d like to tell you all about my dream, it’s a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion’s mere moments away
Where culture’s defined by the ones least refined
And you’ll be left behind if you don’t fit in
It’s all distorted in americana, my way
Well, f*k yeah

[Truth about Alien Hominid]

GOONS!!

Nice.

[Zion y Lennox]

As far as I'm concerned

April Fools is over. Not to mention stupid. Big fat zeros for you. Too bad too, if you'd have been straight up I'd have given you a better score because even though the music is lame the animation is good. But I'm not. So there. ZERO.

MindChamber responds:

ahh well, I guess that pole is to far up your ass for you to find your sense of humor.
good luck cunuck

[Some sith Strike back]

Nice effort

But sorely lacking in FX. Take a look at the actual lightsabre duels, notice all the sparks and flashes and other crap when the blades clash? You really need to add that stuff in or it just looks lifeless.

[Warhammer:Montau Broken]

Needs work

I'll cut back on the criticism and stick to the technical problems because you're young. Basically you have no story here, you need to work on that. You need to pick one style either flash based art or bitmpas but not both. Why was the personel warning in english? Tau blood isn't red.

Please don't get discouraged but try harder next time.

[Spooky horror show 2]

Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

OOooooooooooo!!

[MssDynamitevsTerriSchiavo]

Death of Optimus Prime?

Interesting choice. Doesn't really fit with the Old Yellar theme though.

[Medicated Baby-Heads]

Crap

Easily your worst movie ever. Not funny, not even in a dark way, just dumb.

[A New Bunny]

I swear to god

I nearly shit my pants, I was laughing THAT hard. Bravo to you sir!

"It keeps your head warm."

[TF Megs and Unicron]

Sweet

It's an atmosphere, that bubble of "light" Unicron shoots out. Y'know so he can talk. No sound in space otherwise.